More Great Quotes About Dogs



“My dog is half pit bull, half poodle.  Not much of a guard dog, but a vicious gossip.”
– Craig Shoemaker, comedian

“Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.”
– Franklin P. Jones, writer

“Dogs need to sniff the ground; it’s how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items.”
– Dave Barry, humorist

“Dogs’ lives are too short. Their only fault, really.”
– Agnes Sligh Turnbull, writer

Monroe with Lassie

Monroe with Lassie

“Dogs never bite me — just humans.”
– Marilyn Monroe

 “If a man aspires to a righteous life,
his first act of abstinence is from injury to animals.”
– Albert Einstein

“People who keep dogs are cowards who haven’t go the guts to bite people themselves.”
– August Strindberg, playwright

“If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.”
– Andy Rooney, “60 Minutes” commentatoraecaf20675363ff1824acbcdcd86c334

“What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.”
– Dwight D. Eisenhower, 34 President

“Life is like a dogsled team: If you ain’t the lead dog, the scenery never changes.”
– Lewis Grizzard, humorist

“The poor dog, in life the firmest friend.
The first to welcome, foremost to defend.”
– Lord Byron


B-73-Fm Ronnie

“The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him
and not only will he not scold you,
but he will make a fool of himself too.
– Samuel Butler



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4 Responses to More Great Quotes About Dogs

  1. Gloria Yarina September 3, 2014 at 3:06 pm #

    The Thinker
    “Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend.
    Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
    ~Groucho Marx~

    One of my favorite quotes.

    And this sad sack picture seems to agree.

  2. Patti Cole September 3, 2014 at 4:40 pm #


  3. Kathleen Kaska September 4, 2014 at 4:40 pm #

    I love all of them. Thank, Patti, for reminding me of Marx’s quote.

  4. Hemlata Vasavada September 6, 2014 at 5:22 am #

    All the quotes are brilliant. They make us laugh, and they make us think.

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